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what do you MEAN there's no fucking french new wave section on here, United

avant-garde film needs to be included on any in-flight entertainment system or there's no entertainment at all

what do you mean y'all don't have uncut gems on the in flight entertainment

things that are in the Sydney international terminal: Tiffany and co. armani. Rolex
what i want to be in the terminal: McDonald

Kylie and Violet: your friendly neighborhood power couple

3:30am taxi ride to the airport. how's your morning going so far OH WAIT YOU'RE ASLEEP

had to workshop this tweet three times because violet couldn't make her God damn mind up on the phrasing

what is a wig but a W... and what is a W but two L's... what are L's, but W's in the making?

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