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The Atari TT made an HTTP request to to get my account info and IT WORKED

it parsed the result too! :OOOO

i wanna be one of them gestalts lacan talked about and not be able to conceptualize my body as a connected whole

really cool how they designed the collarbone to be a lakebed for tears

there is literally no way to make my hair look good

applebees is desperate enough to appeal to millenials now that they're trying to be polyamorous

im trans because one time in elementary school i went into the boy's bathroom and saw some kid standing in front of the urinal with his pants round his ankles and i knew this wasn't the life for me

lol I'm at the doctor's office and the receptionist asked if we could update the picture of me on file cause I have short hair in it and it looks out of date

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A Mastodon instance with no theme other than a fun name.