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i finally did what i set out to do in 2013: become Fluttershy

- cute
- extremely transgender
- everyone's favorite
- uselessly nervous when out in public

for some reason in the past week or so i've gotten randomly honked at (and yelled at by i think two different people) about five times while just walking on the sidewalk and i don't really get it

local dumbass dog wonders why he needs to poop after refusing to poop outside because its cold, all day,

youtube.com/watch?v=oAwbhdMsf6 i'll never stop finding it funny how this song feels FAST AS HELL after being so accustomed to the macintosh plus version

not attending my university's trans day of remembrance event because i can spend two hours remembering how easy it would be for someone to kill me on my own time

fresno nightcrawlers and human beings are exactly the same thing when i take off my glasses

HI THERE I'M CORTANA AND I'M HERE TO HELP A LITTLE SIGN IN HERE A TOUCH OF WIFI THERE AND WE'LL HAVE YOUR PC READY FOR ALL YOU PLAN TO DO

skidaddle skidibrator
your dick is now a vibrator

skidaddle skidafterthought
your dick is now an afterthought

OH i should actually put my discord on my site so people can message me on it dumbass

the cheat code for finding my good posts is just searching ofr anything mentioning my mom

how do i get more people to listen to and care about my music

me when my wife asks how she can make me nut

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